jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(via pizza)

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

(via lgbtlaughs)

French teacher: okay now say something in french
Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

(via homevvrecker)

sextronautt:

panic! at the deadline

(via usgovrenment)

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(via baracknobama)

owlturdcomix:

It’s okay to have a weird laugh.

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fb | twitter

(via pleatedjeans)

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

(via pizza)

kegelgod:

wanderlustforlifexx:

snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

the curve is strong with him

(via tenacious-dee)

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